"Scuze me!" he said "Too many beers!
By the time the first one reaches my stomach,
I've had five more.
By the time the last one reaches my stomach,
I'm drunk. Sometimes this seems like a curse,
sometimes a gift divine."
"I know just what you mean," the alligator said
breaking one of the giraffe's legs
"I try my damnedest to be friendly
but killing is what I do best,
except maybe eating."
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