women's costumes on DWTS
now you may already know how shallow I am, so you may have already jumped to "skimpy" or to "almost non-existent" or to "a few well-placed sequins and feathers". no, you're thinking of some other show. you haven't or don't watch DWTS. oh! you can't translate DWTS? sorry! Dancing With The Stars. no, many of the costumes involve a full skirt that skims the floor, or a pretend full skirt with amazing and well-placed slits that show off the full leg, then disappear! yes, they also have costumes that make a bikini look like a party dress, but rarely. most of them flirt with the notion of a full dress or a short skirt, but cut to show off the mostly magnificent legs and toned bodies of the contestants or of the professional dancers. and remember, those bodies are busy dancing, ballroom dancing. the samba, frinstans, must make Brasilian carnaval dancers wonder "what have they done to my samba?" but the costumes! oh my! they float, they swirl, they wrap, they fly, they twirl. DWTS must hire wizards to make those costumes behave like they do! long live the wizards! long live DWTS! long may we enjoy the spectacle and the dazzle!
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