Who is us?
Oh, for heaven's sake! Besides tonight's, I have twenty more of these to do this year! Have I already exhausted my material? Maybe not.
Who *is* us? Us is Joe Biden lost in a word he can almost remember, or perhaps almost knows. Us is a newscaster on MSNBC getting lost in a sentence and saying not when he or she means the opposite. Us is a normal Amurrican using an idiom that doesn't quite mean right and becoming an idiot. Us is a poet preaching. Us is a politician promoting a needless war - oh, wait, is that a redundancy? Us is us describing our country without a fact or truth in the description. Us is not replacing a thermostat because it costs less to just walk over and turn the A/C or heater off and on manually - or because the replacement wouldn't work any better than the current defective one. Us is the designers and non-testers of thermostats.
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